Food Goes In Mouth

When you find yourself spending most of your time in a hotel room without a microwave you can still make delicious food. Here’s how. Cheat, damnit. Don’t cook your food. Ingredients Chivas Regal 12-Year Scotch An assortment of the freshest fruit you can buy locally. In this case: Strawberries Raspberries Blackberries Baby Thomson Grapes Medjool, Deglet Noor, and Zahidi Dates White Peach, [...] Read More »

Published on August 11 under Vegan

Michael Pollan, author of The Omnivore’s Dilemma and In Defense Of Food, gave an interview on NPR on the same topic as his latest New York Times Magazine piece. You should seriously listen and read, but since we both know you’re a lazy shit here is the basic premise: People are cooking less and watching [...] Read More »

Published on August 4 under Opinion

I don’t care much to talk about work on this blog, but all you need to know for now is I make web things. More and more these days that entails making web things in places far away from home. Some of these places lack burners or an oven. Or a refrigerator… [...] Read More »

Published on July 10 under Chicken

I’m not gonna play it cool, I’m a little bit excited about this post. Always a sucker for competitions in which I am bound to get pwned, this recipe is going head-to-head-to-head-to-head with some other fine bloggers in the fifth battle of Foodie Fights. So since I guess pictures are what may make or break this thing, [...] Read More »

Published on June 15 under Foodie Fights · Lamb

Alright ladies, listen up. This post is for you. Some of you out there just flat out do not cook because, well, times have changed. But they, whoever the hell “they” are, say everybody should have at least one dish they can fire off just in case. Also, you may occasionally want to [...] Read More »

Published on June 7 under Beef

Orzo. It’s nearly obscene how much I love this stuff. If I’m cooking pasta for day-to-day eating purposes, I’d wager 80% of the time it’s Orzo. Sometimes I’ll cook a little diced bacon and finish the last minute of the Orzo in that pan. Orzo, bacon, and grease. Yet one more fine example [...] Read More »

Published on May 27 under Lamb

Stupid Taco Bell commercial. Ok, so I know they’re all pretty bad, but you may recognize this one that has been running recently. I’d show you the real ad on Youtube but I guess the folks behind the Volcano Burrito don’t want to take advantage of free advertising. Smart. Not. Two stereotypical [...] Read More »

Published on May 23 under Appetizers · Vegan

“Oh shit.” Jaime said it first and when I turned around it became immediately obvious. The white smoke that had been streaming from the three inch gap at the top of the oven was now black. Something was wrong. Something was on fire. I kill the heat. When I open the oven door to inspect, [...] Read More »

Published on May 16 under Duck · Oops!